Sponge Bob tampon

He he , when I first heard about Sponge bob kidnappings I didn't really think anything of it, but now with this recent story, I find myself laughing hysterically about it, to me it's just funny, and stupid at the same time, first of all, what the hell are you going to do with a 9ft wide and 9ft tall sponge bob blow up doll ? and the second thing is, where are you going to put it ? its not like it will fit next to the URN of grandma's ash's on the fireplace you know, in fact, it will take up a decent size room, and how are you going to explain that to your friends and family ?. A "I just found it laying on the ground" excuse won't work. All I have to say is to whoever is stealing ol squarepants
"Congratulations , you are now the proud owner of a 9ft foot blow up doll,IDIOT!"